“I thought the second time was supposed to be easy. Yes, that’s what all virgins say.” (Banklady
after the second bank robbery.)
“In order to be a genius, one must have spent two years in prison.” (Paradjanov)
“A family party without a scandal isn’t really a party.” (DeAD) Two grains of sand were walking in the desert. One says to the other, “Don’t look now, but I think we’re being followed.”
One of many jokes told by festival director Albert Wiederspiel, this one at the children’s festival.
(collected by Becky Tan)