“I thought the second time was supposed to be easy. Yes, that’s what all virgins say.” (Banklady,

after the second bank robbery.)

“In order to be a genius, one must have spent two years in prison.” (Paradjanov)

“A family party without a scandal isn’t really a party.” (DeAD)

 

Two grains of sand were walking in the desert. One says to the other, “Don’t look now, but I think we’re being followed.”

One of many jokes told by festival director Albert Wiederspiel, this one at the children’s festival.

(collected by Becky Tan)